Funny and Honey: 2013

Saturday, 7 December 2013

Want to be milkionaire? Not me

Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

Maria Clara Model

Someone claimed that Maria Clara could not be the model of Filipino women. “History never mentioned that she brushed her teeth,” was the explanation.

How to catch a Squirrel

How to catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS !

Differences

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Indian Airlines

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50

Friday, 6 December 2013

World's Biggest Speed Bumb - Funny Video

It is a funny prank in which Cop make fun with drivers by adding immediately construction environment on the road. Watch, Like and Share.

Wednesday, 9 October 2013

Wintor Wonderland Elevator Prank

Monday, 7 October 2013

Breaking News about ME and World

Monday, 16 September 2013

Falling Mirror - Funny Hidden Camera

Friday, 13 September 2013

By A Broken Heart: If You See Me Walking With Someone Else.... Its Not Because I Want To Its Because You Weren't Brave Enough To Walk By Me.. !

Break My Heart Destroy My Soul And Leave Me Crying I'd Still Love You And I Don't Expect You To Love Me In Return ...

Boy: What's The Worst Feeling In The World? Girl: Being In Love With Someone Who Feels The Same Way; Just Not About You.

Bitterly Crying Words:- One Day you will look back & think damn!! That Girl really did love me..

Awesome Lines By A Broken Heart "I Was Not Always HEARTLESS But After You Broke My HEART I Start Using My HEART - LESS ...." =/

All I know is that you love me still ...in my dreams...

A Sad Lines By Broken Heart- "They Say Follow Your Heart But When Your Heart Is In So Many Pieces, ... Which Way Are You To Follow?"

A Painful Phrase Written By A Boy Who Lost His Parents In Tsunami ... "Sea I Will Never Forgive You Even If Your Waves Touch My Feet Million Times..."

A Nice Line Said By A Broken Heart... "Plz Dont Come One More Time Infront Of Me, Otherwise I'll Trust U Again"

A heart breaking isn't always as loud as a bomb exploding Sometimes it can b as quiet as a feather falling & The most painful thing is, no one really hears it except U.

A Broken Trust Can Be Described As Melted Chocolate No Matter How Hard you Try To Freeze It, It Will Never Returns To Its True Shape . . . =/

~ F a c t ~ Most girls say they want a "Good Guy", But When they meet him they keep him in the friend zone, Chase after jerks n End up heartbroken. . . =/

[ Line Of A Broken Heart ] This Time I'm Giving Myself A Reason To Move On. B'coz Only Me And My God Knows How Badly I Waited For Y O U=(

'*' UlTiMaE TrUtH '*' A 'G00DBYE' Can Hurt, But Not As Much As An 'I LOVE Y0U That Can't Be Proven' . . . =/

"Separation" Is A Wound That No One Can "Heal" But "Rememberance" Is A Gift That No One Can "Steal" Keep Your Memories Intact

usne mujhe kuch is tarah se dekha ke me use Mohobbat karne pe majboor ho gaya, Uske ek ishare pe duniya tabha karne pe majboor ho gaya, Uske is nazariye ko me pyaar samajh betha, Isiliye aaj use bewafa kehne pe majboor ho gaya.

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY! . Wo teri ankhon k khawb sary wo batin sari hisab sary swal sary Jwab sary Wo khushain sari Azab sary nsha tha jo wo utr giya hy, . KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI! Jo tery milny ki arzo thi Jo tujko pany ki justju thi Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi Jo teri ankhon main roshni thi jo teri baton ki rangini thi Jo teri sanson ki tazgi thi Jo try lehjy main chashni thi wo sra meetha pighal gya hy . KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY"

Tum rooth jaoo mujhse Aisa kabhi na karna Main ik Nazar ko tarsun Aisa kabhi na karna Main Pooch Pooch haarun So so sawaal kar ke Tum kuch jawab na do Aisa kabhi na karna Mujhse hi milke hasna,Mujhse hi milke rona Mujhse bichard ke jee lo Aisa kabhi na karna Tum chaand banke rehna Main dekhta rahunga Kisi roz tum na niklo Aisa Kabhi na karna Tum chale jaoo Jab bhi to dekhun tumhara raasta Tum loat ke na aaoo AISA KABHI NA KARNA AISA KABHI NA KARNA

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K "Jaam" Mein "Zehar" hai "

BEWAFA Lekin.!

Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k

HuM Thukra Na Skay... !

Assa Nahi k skahs acha nahi hey woh

Jesa mery kheyal mein tha wasea nahi hey woh

Takhleeq asman pey mery leya howa

Mana k iss zameen per mera nahi hey woh

Thursday, 12 September 2013

Aag Dil Me Lagi Jab wo khafa hue Mehsoos hua Tab,

Jab wo Juda hue Karke wafa Kuchh DE Na Sake wo Per Bahut Kuchh De Gaye Jb wo Bewafa hue.

""() ( -.-) (,) ) When this cat see someone cute,it opens her eyes ()""() ( -.-) (,) ) ()""() ( -.-) (,) ) ()""() ( -.-) (,) ) Plz don't force her!

Yaaar T.V chck Kr Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy Ek Aur Bana Dya Happy April Fool In Advance ;->

Try this.... Go to "Write Messages" in your mobile sms editor... Activate T9 english dictionary... Then hide your screen with hand and type... 277451366514612382623 Now, remove your hand from the screen and read... Just try, its very interesting...

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR: 1.SMARTNESS 2.NATURE 3.STYLE 4.ATTITUTE Kick them how dare they Can Fool U before APRIL 1st....;->

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday I know u can't wait, So, CONGRATZ !! U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008, APRILFOOL in advnce... :-)

Plz open this after 4days at thursday. . . . . . I know u can't wait. So Congratz. U r a 1st FOOL of 2010. April Fool in Advance

Plz go to creat message Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION Then type this number & see the magic 277451366514612382623

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U" To Samajh Lena Us Din APRIL-FOOL hY.

Just a friendly reminder - Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful" aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai " aprilfool, aprilfool "

If some body say u r intellegent u r smart u r handsome u r cute Than give him a slap, And tel him / her To day is 26th March NOT FIRST APRIL.

i m sendinG This Fool msg . . . . . . 2 All Fools . . . . . . who celeBrate . . . . . . . ''APRIL FOOL''

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.....;->

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,'U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!

FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI main FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai u r the most BEAUTIFOOL WONDERFOOL and ColorFOOL amngst all FOOL?s HAPPY APRIL FOOL?s DAY HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai.. TumharaTha.. Tumhara Hi Rhega.. Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai.. SochoKyon? . . . Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai.. HAPPY FOOLs DAY

Am Going To U.S.A. Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days... Surprised? After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009

ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH... JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT.... .. . .. . . . . . . . . . . AND ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!

Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap "Khubsoorat" "SMART" or "GENIOUS" Ho To rakh k moun pe thapr dena Or kehna Bad_Tameez! "MUSLIMAAN" APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->

Aisa hai dostana hamara, mein kisti tu kinara , mai dhanush tu teer , mai matar tu paneer , mein barish tu badal , mai rajma tu chawal, mein hot tu cool , mai April tu fool

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte Ur Name, Ur Fame, Ur Thoughts, Ur Ideas, But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

A Day Will Come . . . When the whole world will, CELEBRATE: YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations! It's Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->

A Day Will Come . . . When The Whole World Will CELEBRATE Your NAME Yur FAME Your PERSONALITY Your THOUGHTS Your VIEWS But Keep In Mind April Fool Comes Once A Year Congratulations Its Ur Day ;->

31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . BEWAQOOF kahin kA . . . . . . . April Fool ko msg DhoomdhtA hAy.

I'll Always Remember The Day I Married You, Without You My Love, My Beauty, I Don't Know What I'd Do, Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two, I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three...

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three, Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY. So, This Is What I Want To Say, Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay...

How True My Feelings Were I Found Out...

How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband), For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.

Hoping that the love you shared...

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary And May...

Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives!

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

We've Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know, Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things, But Our Love For Each Other, Had No Attached Strings.

We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings. Happy Anniversary

To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land, May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand. Happy Anniversary

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure I love you ** Happy Anniversary ***

That Special Day Is Here Again The Day We Took Our Vows You'Re Just As Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal, THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal". Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Long After Our Anniversary And This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give You My Heart If You Should Say, "Do You Still Love Me?" I"D Say, "Till Death Do Us Part" Happy Anniversary

I"ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don"t know what I"d do Your loving and thoughtful, Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

I Wish U De Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife. My Love Throughout The Years We"Ve Had Our Ups& Downs But We Stood By Each Other No Matter What Happened We Maintained This Love So On Our Anniversary Of 2years I Just Wanna Say This "Thank U &I"Ll Alwayz Love You For What You"Ve Done For Me "U Were & Still R My Light And Shine In My World Ngi "Asixenga Ngawe Zulu For I"M Proud Of You Love Keep It Up). Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough" I Love You"