Want to be milkionaire? Not me

Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

Maria Clara Model

Someone claimed that Maria Clara could not be the model of Filipino women. “History never mentioned that she brushed her teeth,” was the explanation.

How to catch a Squirrel

How to catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS !

Differences

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Indian Airlines

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50